How To Make Viagra Work Faster

If you want to achieve maximum boner velocity next time you take Viagra, follow these simple tips.

If you’re like most people that take Viagra, you probably don’t want it to work in an hour.

You’d much rather have it work right now. Or better yet, five minutes ago.

Unfortunately, there’s no button you can press for instant erections. But there are ways you can shorten the time Viagra takes to work, including diet, arousal, and more. Popping boner bills doesn’t have to be hard.

Read on — over the next three minutes, I’ll show you how to make Viagra work faster and better. 

Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor. Like, definitely not a doctor. Don’t take any of this as medical advice.

How To Make Viagra Work Faster Tip #1: Take It On An Empty Stomach

If you want your Viagra to work fast, make sure you don’t eat anything at least an hour or two prior to taking the pill.

This is because Viagra works by diffusing into your bloodstream over the course of 30–60 minutes.

Ergo, the more food you have in your stomach, the more competition the Viagra will have getting to your blood.

What does this mean for you? Sorry boys, no fish on the menu tonight. If you want to maximize your boners, eat as little as possible prior to the act.

How To Make Viagra Work Faster Tip #2: Avoid Winter Penis

Ah yes, winter penis. One of the tragedies of our modern age.

Boner biology 101: erections are caused by excess blood in the penis. This makes it hard. Blood moves via circulation. And circulation depends on ambient temperature.

This means that the colder your potential erection is, the worse your circulation will be in that area. And the warmer it is (up until about body temperature) the better your circulation will be.

Since your penile circulation is directly improved by Viagra, the two effects compound. Meaning that if you want a Viagra boner overdrive, make sure your nether regions are nice and toasty.

How To Make Viagra Work Faster Tip #3: Make Sure You’re In The Mood

Viagra won’t give you a spontaneous erections — it only lowers the bar for arousal. It basically changes the way your internal circulatory pressure system works, by preferentially putting blood where you want it (on your dong).

Most people don’t understand this. They think Viagra is a magic erection pill that will give them a rock-solid hammer of justice for four hours.

Now, while Viagra certainly can give you a rock-solid hammer of justice for four hours, it can’t do so in isolation. You need to couple it with a little lovemaking for maximum effect. So make sure that the person you’re with is, you know, actually arousing.

How To Make Viagra Work Faster Tip #4: Relax

Stress is the number one boner killer. Even in old age.

In fact, much of the ‘old age’ reasoning behind erectile dysfunction is usually because of a positive feedback loop — you think you can’t get hard because of your age, which increases your stress levels, which makes it less likely for you to achieve an erection, and so on. 

This cycle has destroyed millions of relationships, and will likely destroy many more. Not to mention that the impact it has on your self esteem can be crippling.

Next time you pop some Viagra, take a few deep breaths and try your hardest to focus on the experience. The here and now. 

On average, Viagra takes between 30–60 minutes to achieve full effect.

You can shorten this time considerably by taking it on an empty stomach, avoiding the dreaded winter penis, understanding how Viagra arousal works, and learning to relax.

But really, Viagra works pretty quickly. Probably the best way to overcome this problem in the future is just by taking it a little earlier. After all, there’s nothing sexier than strong organizational skills.

So in summary, if you anticipate sexy times happening in the near future… learn to use your head for once. Not that one — the other one!